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[–] [email protected] 103 points 2 years ago

I feel like there's a certain irony in someone who grew up poor, likely eating the cheapest tomato sauce available, selling $13 jars of tomato sauce to the very place he grew up in

[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 years ago (1 children)

$13 per jar? Fuck all the way off.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (5 children)

It is a momento to collect, like a concert tshirt or your first condom.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

You don't like old gum?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

They said "It is a momento to collect, like a concert tshirt".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Look at this guy who doesn't buy merch...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

this would honestly make more sense if it was just a labelled empty jar, but when they put actual sauce in it stops being a novelty item and starts being food, and 13 bucks for a jar of sauce is hilarious

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So then you are really just paying for the label?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Of course, just like most branded goods.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Now I wonder where my forst condom ended up. Certainly I didn't use it.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Why do I feel like this would just be a jar of unseasoned tomato paste with some cigarette ash mixed in?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

...you don't like extra cancer spice in your sauce?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

More likely to just be Ragu... With some cigarette ash mixed in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

And some crushed vicodin sprinkled on the top

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

This has been quite an exciting past few years in pasta

Well then. Neat.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imagine going up to Eminem and saying, "I had Yo Mama's spaghetti!" Twenty years ago, you wouldn't have had a jaw afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Cuz it had dropped to the floor from a scathing limerick possibly involving a sweater?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I love this! I wonder what all the fuss is about. I'll have to try some.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Well, if it sold out within hours, I doubt anyone bought it for the taste...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Guaranteed to make to vomit on your sweater.