this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The sour worms are for a presumptuous breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I'll pass the coffee, cocaine and weed.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Get off Facebook or whatever the fuck this is, Dad

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I was more joking that my Dad does exactly this without the condoms or anything else morally icky

Edit: also I don't date. I belong to me!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey good on ya, datings overrated lol. I was just being a smart ass, sorry if it came across worse than I meant. Though looking back, it was a bit out of pocket. Have a good one!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

K, u just introduced me to, like, 2 different hilarious new things:

  1. datings
  2. Out of pocket

You should be very proud of yourself cuz imma start using and saying these things all the time now 🥁

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Always happy to share my poor grammar and aphorisms lol, enjoy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

The most hilarious and unjust part is that #1 isn't even necessarily your fault --> it was my ADHD brain that filled in the gap with are so it seemed like datings are... == hilarious.

Datings is def a Rickyism already and somewhere, or at the very least, is coming

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 years ago

OH-OH, Internet, you are too funny. OH-OH

This meme-bro culture, seriously....

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