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An otter in California that keeps bullying people off of their surfboards has been too quick for wildlife officials to catch (www.insider.com)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Have they tried giving him their clams in return for deep wisdoms?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

this is otterly ridiculous

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Why is wild life trying to catch the otter? Get rid of the pests surfboarding on his turf. imho

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...otters have no real defence to being punched hard in the face...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Other than a whole body of water and years of mischief experience. Are you punching the otter, or is it just its after-image..?