Me, pulling up the Florida game on my phone after running errands and settling in for McDonald’s because my kid inherited my childhood love of McNuggets and also likes to test the efficacy of her vaccinations by playing in the playplace…
Who is the black-uniformed team? Us? God, that’s dumb.
Me, seeing the “character traits” instead of names…
Jesus it just got dumber.
Tied at the half, at home versus a 2-6 team on life support? Seems about right. I have literally no predictions for the rest of the game.