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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I like to think that somewhere out there is a timeline in which this really, finally does the trick, with headlines tomorrow announcing both sides have forged a lasting peace.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Who'd have thought Netanyahu a Nyan cat stan?

That's a fun timeline. Let's go there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

"What have we become if even the Nyan Cat looks down upon us from above?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Nyantanyanhu

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Maybe that or the alternate timeline where the world sing 21 Guns.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

Can't say I had this on my Bingo card for 2023...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Damn this could’ve ended the war if it happened in 2011.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Next: Josh Hawley proposes banning Nyan Cat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nyan Cat: Fee Palestine!

Israel: You know what? Fuck it! That magical rainbow Poptart kitty is right!