I am not the OOP. OOP is @[email protected]
TWs
- Vomiting
- Bowel Movements
Mood Spoiler
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Original - Posted June 22, 2023 to [email protected]
I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can’t take up too much space. What food do I pack?
Please don't ask why I need this.
It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.
It has to be something I can easily find.
EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:
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I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
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I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
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I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
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I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
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Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
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If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.
Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.
Update 1 - Posted June 23, 2023 to [email protected]
[ANSWERED] How long does it take your body to process and excrete gummy worms, and how to make it faster? [URGENT AND SERIOUS RESPONSE REQUIRED]
Don’t ask why.
Contextual Comments
@[email protected] - Five worms. They entered the body through the mouth.
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@[email protected] - If recently, stick your fingers down your throat.
- @[email protected] - You know, that doesn’t seem like a bad idea. THANKS A LOT!
Updates - Posted June 25, 2023 as comments to the Original on [email protected]
@[email protected] - UPDATE: I HAVE OFFICIALLY SHITTEN MY LAST SHIT!
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@[email protected] - The shitless period has begun.
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@[email protected] - Day 1 of not shitting started 4 hours ago, but it’s time for the real journey to start. Goodbye my friends. Wish me luck.
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@[email protected] - Day 1 is over. I have not shitten.
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@[email protected] - Very bad situation can’t focus on grammar and stuff but i almost shat only forced myself not to becoz cant disappoint lemmings anyways bye now that’s the day two update
- @[email protected] - 3 DAYS OVER I MADE IT LESGOO
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