Yeah, well, I don't want to suck your eyes.
this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2023
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lol damn it's a shitpost guys
Don't worry, just shit more. Once you get your rectals used to it, it'd come off naturally.
That one didn't feel funny because of a long list of categories, and then a list of coursive paragraphs. It was long and I couldn't find a place to react on.
You either keep them short, or intentionally drag them this long providing the reason - maybe, a legit-looking derangement. Once it gets boring it stops to be read as a joke or an absurd statement, but as a genuine position of someone not touching a piece of grass in their lifetime.
Be well fellow human.
Just after writing that, I've found an example of a wild derangement that just keeps going: https://lemmy.world/comment/5549733
Now this makes me wonder how many people have trained a ditto to shape-shift I to their crush
I think we all looked