this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It gets worse to put it through google translate... google translation of the image paints a far less politically correct translation.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

You mean better!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Help... suck dick

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are dirty dictionaries you can buy. I used to have a Spanish one, wouldn't be surprised if they had other language ones too.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you want to come back my place, bouncy-bouncy?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

My nipples explode with delight!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of a Rowan Atkinson skit on naughty names...

"Our Russian exchange student, Sukmeyov."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

It must have been Steven Colbert’s mother in law Munchma Quchi

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Finally the translations we really need

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you expect from the 'Whore Manual 2023 edition'? This year's edition has a lengthy foreward by Kim Kardashian

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

She must be doing something right, she has a billion dollars in her purse. I agree about the whore part, but hey - if you got it and know how to use it to make $$$, I'm all for it. The only thing I like about her is, she doesn't have those over-filled horrid botoxed baboon's ass lips like other members of the Kardashian Klan.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Oh thank god! I thought I was the only one with those dreams

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

So…it was a lucid dream, I’m guessing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not very helpful without pinyin.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think this is for Chinese to English, not the other way

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That makes so much sense, I am shocked that I didn't think of it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A horse? WITH GLASSES ON??? Were they sunglasses and if so, how did you recognize it as a horse?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Here is an unrelated image of a normal human sitting in a chair. As you can tell the sunglasses do nothing, it is still clearly a human.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nice try, but that's no normal human. That's Jeff Goldblum!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Nowhere near sexy enough

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh uh.,..yeah, Jeff Goldblum, ahhhhhh......oh he's that...that guy. He was in that thing! Wow. That's so. It's like, it really is. (that's me doing my very bad Jeff Goldblum impression).....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Spot on, I could feel his presence

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

But the whole purpose of sunglasses is to make you anonymous so people won't recognize you! (It's actually an old joke, a horse wearing sunglasses so you won't recognize it). I was just trying and failing to be humorous. : /

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Unintentional Berserk reference

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

ITT: Redditors that don't know about sex trafficking

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Here I was spending my time learning phrases like "where is the bathroom" and "How much does the milk cost" in my second language.

They go hard in japan I guess.>

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s Chinese, not Japanese.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Could you bring me a gyro then please

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Greek, French, Spanish,... whatever pleases you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Other people have that dream too?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The horse's owner in my dream only spoke Chinese. I wish I would have had this with me at the time.