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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I did not! Do not drag me into this entire mess.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Thank you Mittwochsfrosch!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Pfff nah, it's because yesterday was Tuesday obviously

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

You could honestly say this about most of reality.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If you want to dive into that sort of thing i recomend looking into social constructivist theory, nuts to realise just how much of everything we live our lives by is really a product of people agreeing to do so rather than any struct objective measure.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Money and time are two big ones. They both mean so much to humans but we're the only ones that have ascribed that value to them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Exactly, like crypto for example, it has no real world value (in fact it has negative real world value) and the only thing that makes it valuable is that enough people believe it has value.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Imagine if Europe decided there was 6 week days and America decided there was 7

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

for some time soviet union decided they'll have 5 day week and then 6 day week https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_calendar#Five-day_weeks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The reason vast majority of cultures has 7 day week is that lunar month has 28 days, so that it can be neatly divided into four seven day weeks. It was important for timekeeping and because hunter-gatherers could forage more easily during full moon nights

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My gamer brain read "frag" instead of "forage". Now I imagine primitive Quake players bunnyhopping through the forest on full moon nights to hunt for food. Help.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i mean this is not a massive stretch. i heard an account of (ww2?) soldiers using mortar for fishing: one team would shell river, and another team would collect stunned/dead fish safe distance downstream. sometimes civilians got too close but they weren't particularly concerned about it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

.. and they probably weren't particularly tasty either

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Shortly after the revolution the French attempted a 10-day calendar.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Republican_calendar#Ten_days_of_the_week

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I disagree. Today is saturday.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

It’s Wednesday my dudes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So how about we all agree it’s Saturday.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Agreed, but let's wait till tomorrow

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Can we do this tomorrow? I have stuff to do on Wednesday but I feel a bit ill so... Can we make this twosday?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, it's goddamn Tuesday now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hmm.. Thursday for me. Are we on the same planet?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Evidently not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I reject your reality and substitute my own

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Picard: "There are four lights!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

The only reason the sequence of symbols you wrote say what you wanted to say is because we all agree on what it says.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Depends on how we're framing it. We agreed on names of days and lengths of weeks based on our culture and tradition, but that's not really what today "is", though. What it "is" is the 171st rotation in the current revolution around the sun. No need to agree on anything there. That just is what it is.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Where the rotations started (new years for example) is also of course arbitrary, as is the starting point for each rotation ("midnight")

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Or the starting point in general. Maybe we've been running 15 minutes late for everything, since forever.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The only reason you're talking, is that we all agree what each word means.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

It is neat seeing our agreement on these words change over time. And seeing a few people complaining about words not being used in its original meaning, thinking language is static. And cursewords going from taboo to common usage.

Did you know shark (most likely) comes from the dutch word schurk (meaning bad guy/villain/scoundrel)? Which is where Loan Shark comes from, not from the fish. And the fish was called Haye or Dogfish? At some point the english speaking people decided that the fish should be called "bad guys". Meanwhile, here in Norway we kept both the words "skurk" and "hai" from the dutch, in its original meaning.

I wish I found this so fascinating back when I was still in school and could have taken that path.

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