this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Now that's a shitpost

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And think of the story the park rangers will be able to tell when they call in an ambulance because you were shitting outside and got bitten in the ass by a snake!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's Arizona. I'd be scared of not only snakes but scorpions too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is northern Arizona. More likely got frostbite on their ass. Altho maybe not this year, it's been really warm

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Gila monsters are what you gotta watch out for, when those fuckers bite, they hold on and chew.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I feel obligated to say - when you poop outside, make sure to dig a cat hole at least 6in deep and bury your waste. Pack out any toilet paper.

#leavenotrace

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Near civilization sure... But in the wild, the half-life of your poop is not worth the hassle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You are objectively wrong. I was an outdoor educator for years. Please do not misinform people.

Here's some info where you can educate yourself: https://lnt.org/how-to-poop-outside/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It takes a year to biodegrade.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

This is still near civilization. I'm talking about places where only I will go for the foreseeable future.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Surprisingly close to home... Huh