this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The fingers look like they've been licked.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Don't kink shame me.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Others: what if we kissed on the Colonel Sanders couch?

Me: finally someone I can hold hands with

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When you want to spice up your sex life by having sex in new places

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

spice up your sex life

With 11 herbs and spices!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just try to keep the cayanne powder out of your coochie.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

If you don't want to fuck while The Colonel watches, is there even a point to fucking?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

What if we kissed ~~on the~~ Colonel Sanders ~~couch~~?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Well it certainly has my endorsement

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

There should be a bump where his crotch is.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Well, I’m listening…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This would be a great alternative to the casting couch

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's the Pentavirate Throne

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Kentucky Fried Couch