this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is too cruel! Spock could at least be smoked chicken! He has seasonings, and they're actually more intense than human seasonings! It's why he must struggle so hard to control them, with white bread and mayo, (maybe some capers for a light touch of alien zing).

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But in the struggle to stay connected to his Vulcan roots, he suppresses his want of more flavorful ingredients. Still, his human side grants him the will to allow the spritely and mildly spicy punch of chipotle mayo.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

On the other hand, he's a vegetarian, so I'm not sure about the chicken.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

But Vulcans are vegetarian! Surely this should be something plain and veggie. A hummus pita with a single kebab shop pickled chili.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Is the chipotle his human half?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I um that sounds low key delicious.

Fair. Spock is also low key delicious.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I can't explain why this is accurate, but it is.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Seems bland as hell on the surface, but hiding a spicy side.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I am thinking it would be matzo bread, paschal lamb with a bit of squeezed lemon and red wine.

And when he sits down to eat it he would notice some tribble hairs and pick them all off individually before eating.

EDIT: Not sure if you can get paschal lamb from a replicator but fuck is that stuff good irl.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Doesn't track for this human.

This meal: would try out of curiosity.

X: won't try because garbage.