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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Burn the toilet down

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Unless you're immunocompromised, is this really worth worrying about?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

At all times, gentlemen, have some old workshop towel or used tissues in the depths of your pockets.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I just stand inside the door until someone else comes in, then escape.

This works poorly in remote areas, but I consider 4 days trapped in a public bathroom worth it to avoid touching the poop handle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And what about the part of your pants you grab to pull them up before washing your hands?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This stuff is illegal in some countries. Do NOT use your sleeve unless you plan to wash your sweater immediately after. Carry an emergency napkin/paper towel with you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (9 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lots of places now have automatic doors with frosted glass

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