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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Or that what they are trying to do is stupid and just do X instead, which to be fair is usually actually the correct take

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's like the misuse of the POV, which should have remained what it is, the bad kind of porn where you don't see the guys hairy ass as he pounds away at the chick

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Tesla-Musk had so much advertising you can make a fucking tier list from it

  • roadster existing
  • preorders taken for roadster
  • roadster range (physically impossible, given the dimensions of the prototype and current battery tech)
  • fsd
  • removing lidar and claiming it's because camera only system is better
  • cybertruck price/range (maybe half of the spec sheet)

And I don't even know what's up with the robots and robotaxi or whatever vaporwave was peddled at the last events

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Ironically a few years ago that would have been the best solution but nowadays google is just fucking shit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have recently rewatched community and just find myself humming the music from there, that elevator kind of music

https://youtu.be/vakOf-vZUyI?t=20s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Look at this youngling, I was born in the previous millennium

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Steroid users do use estrogen, it helps protect the heart from extra testosterone or some shit

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Well, it wasnt 100lbs of muscle, a lot of it was fat, plus there is thing that once you had muscles gaining it back is much faster than having to build it in the first place

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

They either didn't see Human Centipede or have some serious scat fetish

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I will be the bearer of bad news and tell you this will do didly dick, the issue with both Hungary and Slovakia for that matter is that the leftist and progressive voters are highly concentrated in the capital, but in both countries they just get massively outvoted by the rest of the country.

Unfortunately those are the areas that dislike people from the capital and the people who watch the state media for whom this will be spun into "woke people destroy property to support pedophiles" type stuff.

While I am from Slovakia I am Hungarian and do have relatives that watch the M1 and other state controlled TV channels, the brain rot is fucking real.

Still the protests/riots have to happen otherwise things will just continue to get worse

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

orban was invited by the GoP to give a speech about how he runs Hungary, the people running the USA are learning from this guy

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I agree with you, lemmings and the Linux community as a whole has the incredible lack of ability to put themselves in the shoes of a technologically less literate "normal" person and see that Linux is not exactly ready for mainstream

That being said, tour first fuck up was not going with EndeavorOS the actual distro that's for gamers (or anyone) that just works.

It's based on arch btw

 
 

it's part of a larger article about yesterdays Ratcliffe interview with neville.

 
 

Gyökeres

Amorim’s ideal striker for his system, as communicated to those in the industry, is one who runs in behind repeatedly, and inevitably there is speculation around a reunion with Viktor Gyokeres, who is expected to leave Sporting CP after this campaign.

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Both Gyokeres and Hojlund also seem to do a lot of walking to save energy for the big sprints. The likeness is an indication that if Amorim can unlock Hojlund’s potential, he could have a centre-forward primed for his system.

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However, it is considered unlikely that Gyokeres follows Amorim to Old Trafford. The Swedish international wants to join a Champions League team and while that is possible for United through winning the Europa League, other more appealing propositions are expected to enter the bidding. Conversely, United would be reluctant to commit that type of money to a player who will turn 27 in June. The club’s strategy is to invest in younger signings.

Sesko

At 21 years old, Benjamin Sesko fits that profile, and United have consistently tracked him since having the opportunity to sign him from Slovenian side Domzale for €2million in 2018. United held talks over Sesko in Erik ten Hag’s first summer in 2022, but he did not feel ready to take on the mantle at Old Trafford, and they tried again last year, only for him to sign a new contract at RB Leipzig.

Sesko’s anticipated fee, and Arsenal’s interest, would be a complicating factor for United, who are in the process of making more redundancies among staff at the club, potentially as many as 200. The football department is expected to be hit, an area former sporting director Dan Ashworth was reluctant to cut, bringing him into dispute with co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe.

PSR

United do have more flexibility on financial regulations due to shedding the £115.5million loss from 2021-22 in the next three-year cycle but have stated on record they are “in danger of failing to comply with PSR (profit and sustainability rules) /FFP (Financial Fair Play) requirements” due to consistently being in the red.

United’s transfer spending last summer was only made possible by a £200m drawdown on their revolving credit facility, while the club still owe a net figure of £319m in transfer fee instalments. Whatever plans are enacted on cost-cutting, the main reason for United’s heavy losses is excessive spending on players.

Delap

In that light, a more plausible target is Liam Delap, who is likely to come under further discussion at United after his breakout season for Ipswich Town.

It is expected Delap’s price will come down should Ipswich get relegated, moving more into United’s range, but they would face serious competition from Chelsea, who have expressed their interest to Ipswich.

It can be revealed City inserted a £40million buyback clause in the deal taking Delap to Portman Road for a potential £20m last summer, so that could be a factor, or a gauge of fee, in the anticipated pursuit of his signature.

Academy

In the academy, Chido Obi is a quintessential striker and stands out at youth level. He scored a hat-trick in the 5-1 FA Youth Cup against Chelsea on Wednesday to take his campaign total to 12 goals in 12 games after signing from Arsenal.

Others

United have also scouted Bryan Mbeumo, the most recent time being for Brentford’s game against Tottenham Hotspur on February 2. Mbeumo, 25, is having the most productive campaign of his career, scoring 14 goals in 24 Premier League games, and will have one year left on his contract in June, although Brentford have the option to extend to 2027. It is felt with the security of those two years remaining on his deal, Brentford would look for a club-record sale.

Most of Mbeumo’s minutes have come at right wing, though, with centre-forward starts on five occasions. He has scored on four of those, against Tottenham, West Ham United, Arsenal and Chelsea, but typically playing alongside a strike partner rather than solo.

Kane is very happy and settled in Germany, where he has scored 73 goals and registered 22 assists in 74 games in all competitions. He is in contention to win the Bundesliga and make another deep run in the Champions League, having reached the semi-finals last season. Kane, 31, would only depart Bayern for a Champions League team, and his focus currently is on winning trophies in Bavaria.

In any case, it would be a major about-turn for United under this regime to go for a player in that age bracket.

For instance, there were never any meaningful talks over Ivan Toney last summer, despite his availability and his name being discussed internally. Toney, 28, moved to Saudi Pro League side Al Ahli for €40million.

Kane scored at Celtic Park on Wednesday, his seventh in the Champions League this season, behind Borussia Dortmun’s Serhou Guirassy, who is the competition’s leading scorer with 10.

Guirassy was an option for United in January 2024, but the club decided a €17.5million release clause was too much for a 27-year-old who had not hit such form before in his career. Dortmund triggered his exit from Stuttgart last summer and he has since hit 19 goals in 28 games overall.

The life of a striker is rarely steady. Evan Ferguson’s loan move from Brighton & Hove Albion to West Ham is a case of a 20-year-old player looking for a fresh setting to reignite his major talent. A player United have tracked, he did not come up in talks this January.

Given United’s financial position, there might be a temptation to look at the free agency market, with Dominic Calvert-Lewin, 27, and Jamie Vardy, 38, both out of contract in the summer. That, though, would go against the plan for youth.

Age did not seem to matter during Sporting’s first title triumph under Amorim. The striking duties were largely shared by Tiago Tomas, 19 at the time, and Paulinho, who was 28.

Bayer Leverkusen’s Victor Boniface, 24 (who ranks as a 94.6 per cent playing likeness to Gyokeres based on analysis run by The Athletic), Victor Osimhen, 26 and on loan at Galatasaray from Napoli (86.7 per cent), and Juventus’ Dusan Vlahovic, 25, could all be on the move this summer, but expected fees and salaries do not appear to correlate with United’s means.

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