this post was submitted on 28 Dec 2023
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

as a chunky enjoyer I see no issue here

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Leave your preferences in the opposite sex out of this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I believe I speak for many when I say HHHUURK

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Mmmmmm! We need to nog more things.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

InB4 Canada makes it their National holiday cocktail

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Would you like the Montreal- or the Nova Scotia-style clamnog?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

During xmas my alter ego emerges like a yule tide butterfly, The Nog Dog. I love egg nog, I just barely have it due to its insane calories. Also, have an upvote, "clamnog" was worth the price of admission!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The nog dogs would be a great band name

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I love to use eggnog as creamer for my morning coffee. Actually drinking it straight is a nightmare - I can feel my intestines straightening out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

A potent aphrodisiac.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is an amazing post