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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Show me the straight line, honey (the poles don’t count) 😘

I could post thousands more, but I think I’ve made my point.

If your rainbow’s straight, you need to fly your flag!

❤️🏳️‍🌈💋

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Exactly 💋

The More You Know 💫

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

.... You really don't see the lines of the various bars of the rainbow in those flags as being straight lines?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Perhaps you’re just seeing what you want to see 😉❤️🏳️‍🌈

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What? Okay let's just come at it from this angle. The red bar at the top. Is it curved or straight?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In every one of the pics above, it’s all flappy and wavey. Even here in this emoji 🏳️‍🌈 it’s nice and curvy.

If you’re them seeing straight, it’s because you want to. 😘

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Damn you and your gay logic. This is the kind of trickery Republicans fear.

You win this round

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, but they can be won over with better education and rainbows and using trickery for entertainment purposes as flamboyant magicians with buxom assistants.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Which is why the republicans fear them. Lure them in with those things then BAM hit them with the ol education trap and make them better people.

Insidious really.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If your rainbow is straight then your flag is too erect.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

A stiffy, you might say.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ehh… 🤔

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

*in the event of a straight rainbow, doctors recommend finding a bottom or a generous top. In extreme cases, where a straight rainbow lasts for longer than four hours, doctors recommend both. At the same time. *

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

❌straight rainbows

✅Gay bars