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[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm going to be honest, I kant see how this is related.

Perhaps they should have read immanuel on how to concoct propaganda.

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 11 points 1 year ago

That's funny cause I blame the fall of the Soviet Union on all the famine

[–] ambitious_bones@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kant/enlightenment could be probably be blamed for a lot of the worlds current problems. But somehow I doubt this mayor is gonna make a solid argument.

In the sense that "human rights violations" aren't a problem if you don't believe in human rights, maybe.

[–] Candelestine@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I don't think he knows what the word "directly" means...

[–] Beardedsausag3@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

I blame 2 ply toilet paper.. And Putler.

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think he needs a therapist...

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mayor after therapy:

"I blame Freud for the war."

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 5 points 1 year ago

"And by extension, my mother."

[–] Kilnier@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant

Who was very rarely stable

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[–] SrTobi@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

How? Was Putin like: "perpetual piece? Fuck that, I show this guy!"?