this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2024
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Funny: Home of the Haha

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At the moment of death ..... applying updates and restarting, please do not disrupt the device as this will take several minutes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Brb gotta kill this guy... for science

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's an Apple product, I'm surprised it doesn't charge you for updates first.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Removes watch to wash hands, browser history erased.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I don't see the problem here

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now the app is just going to loudly shout, “5” when they die.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah, it's even better. "When heart rate falls, bellow 5"

Having a relaxing moment? 5!

Falling asleep? 5!

Relaxing after a stressful moment? 5! Etc.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

This is why I encrypt the drive my home directory is on.