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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

"... And the person doesn't even know..." This dude is bad at this.

Y'all, if you work in my field and I buy you lunch, it's because I'm trying to hire you.

But you won't have to wonder. I'll start the conversation with something subtle, like "I'm buying today because I'm trying to hire you."

It...uh...works. Really well. Stay tuned for more insightful tips, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The guy is joking. It's obvious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So many people not catching an obvious joke 💀

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's most of lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The world would run so much better if more people would just say exactly what they mean or are trying to do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't know what jokes are, do ya

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry, my AI model is only trained to understand good jokes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Your ai needs to grasp context

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

After 5 years of dating, either hire them or propose to them.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if I fire them and propose to them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just do like Ipji from Futurama

Leela: But you never wore a ring, I didn't know you had a wife.
Ipji: And my wife doesn't know I have a job, I keep my personal and professional life separate.