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[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The third panel should have been Anakin zoomed out with a bazonga matching codpiece

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or just the exact same bazongas

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm pretty sure I've seen that pair stuck to Gandalf

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (6 children)

That's some Boomer humor right there.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't know why we're giving boobie memes to boomers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nobody gave it to them, but they certainly took it and made it their own, that's for sure

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you not understand that they were young and making boob jokes once?

What's the first sign that you knew you were aging? I'm just curious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The longer you take to answer the more sure I am that you're a bot.

Which tooth did you lose first?

Edit: Guess we have our answer. Mine was my left front incisor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're all boomers on this blessed day

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Speak for yourself.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Boober humor?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Huge "bonk go to horny jail" energy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe if it was a simply drawn comic with big noses... I dont really see what you mean. It's just low-brow.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's them titties that are low, not the brow.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Them low bazonka-wonkas

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Looks improved to me.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gotta love big naturals, them tit-ass biggies.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do certainly see a big quality improvment

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

improvements*

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Her maguppies became bazongas!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I believe the proper terminology is Badondonks

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I believe the proper terminology is Badonkadonks

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Badonkadonk is a big butt, friend, not boobs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

A man of culture ... my apologies .. thank you for the correction

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That's a big butt

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

They sure did

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like 2D quality or higher.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

c/thatsthejoke

2D = DD

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That would be the perfect Natalie Portman right there….

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

She's short and has a dancer's build, she would look so out of proportion. She's a smoke show as-is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Those look just like my mom’s tits.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s my turn to play with them tonight.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

😬... trailerpark family 😂...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh man 😬... you don't wanna share that in this comm 😬...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

She shares them with everyone anyways.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Gonna improve something, that's for sure.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Holy shit I'm slippin, I knew I was in questionable space.. felt wrong 🫠