AGuyAcrossTheInternet

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*planking intensifies* in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

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if the person who named walkie talkies named everything. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

These look doubleplusgood to me!

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This AI Watches Millions Of Cars Daily And Tells Cops If You’re Driving Like A Criminal in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Oh neat, this knowledge will now passively motivate me so hard to act normal that it's gonna flag me every time!

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Spelling rule in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The educated knows to avoid pitfalls. The educated knows how to do maths with imaginary fingers. The educated can sing the alphabet song in their head to figure out which letter comes before or after.

The inteli–… intell– Intel Ligent™ person knows to live and breathe the weaknesses their own stupidity brings.

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