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This vs. the Sony say-McDonalds-to-stop-the-ads smart-TV patent

Springer gonna Springer

If Canada had Australian-style preferential voting (i.e. you numbered your candidates in order of preference, and if your first choice got eliminated, your vote cascaded to your second, and so on until it was tallied for your least-disliked of the two leading candidates), the Liberals would have a significantly more comfortable margin (assuming that they got most of the Greens’ preferences and at least half of the NDP)

This, but replace the money bags with open browser tabs

Then maybe she’s not the one

A rogue coroner, meanwhile, is arrested by the municipal dogcatcher.

also known as hydric acid

Boomers: analogue phones and rolodexes. The nerdy ones knew Morse Code, though.

Gen X: grew up with picture books on assembly language programming

Millennials: know how to use Microsoft Word and Photoshop. Perhaps can unfuck Windows Registry keys if needed.

GenZ: “What’s a file?”

You’re only really goth if you deny it

Their business is being on show. Not having a black outfit in case of a relative dying or some period of national mourning would be a case of you-had-one-job.

If you liked light-touch self-regulation of EU online gambling, you’ll love golden passports for the Russian klept.

Slay, queen 💅