It’s not a social construct, it’s a legal concept
Ambiorickx
… and other fairy tales
I don’t care what your fucking fairy tale book says
White isn’t a color, it’s a state of mind
I have a sex joke, but I don’t get it
Purple? Did you misspell lavender?
For real. Once I retire in a decade or so, I’ll try to live off social security for as log as possible, but once I need to dip into my savings, I’m just tapping my kid’s inheritance. At that point, death is the only financially rational option.
27 minutes of musical acts, 2 minutes of announcing the drivers’ names (you already know them)
The story I heard, and I don’t know if this is true or not, is that 100 isn’t just a human’s blood temperature, but specifically Mrs. Fahrenheit’s blood temperature.
Yeah, that’s not a danish, that’s an entire cake. It’s 14 ounces.
Around 2004-5 I regularly stayed at a large chain hotel near Tucson airport (something like Doubletree, but I’m not sure if it was that one). They charged a daily fee for the phone in your room. Not for using it, mind you, just for the phone being there. And no, they did not have rooms without phones.
Navy SEAL is an acronym. Doesn’t count.