AquaTofana

As someone who unfortunately lives in Texas. Yes. Let this whole fuckin' state secede, and I will happily indebt myself to whoever I have to, to gtfo to a bue state.

Let Texas leave and take LA, AL, FL, MS, and GA with it.

I would just feel bad for any kids who live in these states with asshat parents.

I hope he fucking sues the FUCK out of the county for wrongful imprisonment.

PLEASE let this man get a pay out!

Holy shit! Like right after I saw this I saw the picture wirh Van Hollen and him that was posted like an hour ago! I'm so grateful that I'm wrong!!! Now fucking bring him home!

Jesus, can we at least get some proof of life for this guy?!?! Like at least?!

I told this story on here way back when I first moved to Lemmy, but I went through a period of eating some sea salted beet chips (fucking delicious btw) for lunch every day. I didnt grow up eating beets, no idea why I tried them, but I didnt realize what was happening when I started pissing red.

Got in with my PCM and was panicking like "I have blood in my urine and I'm not on my cycle, and it looks different anyway!"

So he was like "Aight, what did you eat yesterday?"

I felt like such a fucking idiot wasting his time. But a bunch of kind Lemmings on here assured me that it happens a LOT, and its always better to get checked.

That being said, there should definitely be a warning on those chip bags for those of us who lack critical thinking skills lmao

Hah! Your random internet comment still proved me right, and I adore you for it!

Aight, I said I got a zero, and my husband says we both have one. So help me settle this riveting dinner discussion we're having:

20. Paid with a paper check - I say I have because we've made earnest money deposits via check, or down payments on loans via check. And he says "no" because the intent is using a check to pay for things like groceries. He says weve never balanced a checkbook so it doesn't count.

I didn't grow up in Texas but I live here now, and my first thought reading the headline was: "JFC this place is so fucking stupid."

The 10th - 14th is an Amazon blackout. No purchasing from them specifically for the entire week.

Clocking in!

To think that vein popped because she was promised a helicopter arrival to her party and Anthony didn't deliver. His coworkers coming in the background and shutting the door to the conference room, giving these two the side-eye while they were arguing sent me. The level of delusion this woman had was next level and I just remember sitting there at the time being like "Is this what rich people are like?"

Haha, the fans remembered this from the premiere to the end of season reunion. Andy Cohen brought it up a lot in the comments, lmao. I think we all legit thought we were going to witness this woman literally "pop a vein" on live TV at the time. So fucking campy, I love it.