Aremel

I wish I could build so massively like that. All my buildings end being exactly as big as they need to be. How do you go about planning something like this?

25

That's his fetish.

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

That space before 60 is crucial to the answer, Dontchaknow.

What's that stuff in the "after" pic...?

Agreed. It's the man's beard that gives me "modern" vibes

What did you say? All I see is asterisks

Sofa King

I felt like I was taking crazy pills until I came across this comment. I've always heard this one instead of the "beating his wife" one.

I've also heard some variations of this one like "a witch is marrying the devil" or "a witch is getting married".

I personally call them sunshowers.