he keeps tweaking his resume, cutting it from 10 pages to two, then beefing it up to 24.
I’m no expert, but a 24 page resume?! I think I found your problem bud.
ArtyTester
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I’ve found that getting super animated and having a small prop scroll while physically baaaaaaaaaa-ing in peoples face while shaking the scroll gets them to take it really quick. Also sets a tone for the rest of the one shot!
Slice it up thin and sauté it up with some butter and you got fake lobster!
In metric you just look at the first digit:
0x is cold
1x is light jacket
2x is shorts weather
3x is hot
If you can get your hands on “Dole Whip Powder” it’s a great lactose free alternative that you can mix with water and make in a home churn.
Maybe it needs to happen more.
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, the second best time is now.
Eventually, yes.
Look at every other tech, given enough time, the price becomes adorable. Considering this is a “generalized” cure to cancer, it’s likely highly profitable to get it to the point where ever body can access it. “Cheap”? No, but “affordable”.
That looks like some really good wash work!
If he flys them in a Dem leaning area he will point out he saw more devices then registered voters so the Dems must be stuffing the box with illegals!
If he flys them in a Republican area he will say that he saw more devices then votes counted so the Dems must be throwing out Republican votes!
Win win! /s
In before he try’s to say there are thousands of missing votes because his drones saw more MAC addresses then votes counted. The logic will be “old people don’t carry phones so there should be EVEN MORE votes then devices!”
Big money man’s magic 8 ball was right once, but looks like lately the blue goo has drained out of it.
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Netflix the flamethrower!