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I forgot the watches had that hand washing thing. Turned it off after like the second time it activated. I’m an adult and don’t need a watch to tell me how to wash my hands.

To be fair, he probably only has one suit that fits his fat ass. Not to mention the others are covered in bronzer stains.

“That will teach them to be a gang leader” - MAGAcuck

Trump: “I have the best, most beautiful poll numbers. No one has ever had poll numbers like mine. I was told more people like me than anyone else. Elon was telling me the other day about how beautiful I am. He says no one is more beautiful than me. Sure am glad I got him to rig the election. No one can rig an election like him. But those numbers…wow. I bet more people like me than are alive. We should look into making all polls about me.”

The change is so they can now implement the 38 hour ad before every 30 second video. And then another 21 hour ad every 7 seconds while watching the video. The ad can’t be stopped, skipped or muted and automatically plays full screen on all your devices and monitors at the same time.

Nothing. I’d sit under an tree and enjoy the peace and quiet. No trump. No DC. No MAGA. No reporters. No non stop ads. No social media. No Google. No Elon. No bezos. The list goes on. Sure I’d probably die of some random disease or bandits. But I’d be okay with it at that point.

How dare those democrats use facts.

What?! Noooo. Putin would never lead you along.

Ol sleepy joe did it, so the talking Cheeto must undo it. This ain’t about anything other than Biden bad.

This actually makes a lot of sense.

The other 6 are in comas.

Thank god it wasn’t tan.