Bubs

I cast: non-magic missile

I'm sending this to my best friend :3

Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG8XKamuP4Y

If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect briefly on this classical music.

[MUSIC INTERRUPTED BY BUZZER]

I managed to get through it on my old 1050ti. Laggy at some parts, but still mostly playable.

You whooshed them real good XD

Tried my hand at rewording it:

Developers for the Game "Once Human" Remove Post Made After Game Breaking Update Requesting Positive Steam Reviews.

I'm no linguist, but I feel it's at least better than the original.

No, this is Patrick

Looks like we're making a major breakthrough here...

I would have to go with landmines. If that isn't enough of a deterrent, and claymores or even some bouncing betties.

Here's the article: https://www.science.org/content/article/ants-stilts

And here's what I think is the official scientific paper (says free with login): https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16809544/

From an article I found online:

A team led by Matthias Wittlinger, a biologist at the University of Ulm, Germany, made modifications to desert ants [...]. After setting up an ant home outside the lab, the researchers let 25 ants take a 10-meter trip from their nest, then collected them. For one group, the team glued tiny stilts to the insects' legs. For another, they clipped the legs down to stumps. And for a control group they left the legs alone. Then the researchers gave each ant a piece of food and set it free. With morsels of food in their jaws, the ants immediately headed home. If desert ants do indeed use an internal pedometer, then the modifications should mess up their calculations.

Not only did the stilted and stumpy ants not make it home, but they also misjudged their distances exactly as the researchers predicted. The ants on stilts went about 5 meters too far before stopping to search for the nest, whereas the stumpy ants stopped about 5 meters too short [...] (Control ants got back home just fine.) After the modified ants were returned to the nest, they were able to go out and get back home just as accurately as normal ants, which should be the case if they're keeping track of the number of steps.