CPMSP

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Trump's tariffs may cause toilet paper supply to unroll, Bloomberg reports in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 9 points 2 days ago

All aboard the bidet train!

U.S. officials went door-to-door in Greenland to find anyone who wanted to be visited by the Vances. They found no one in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To no one's surprise.

Hegseth, Waltz, Gabbard: Private Data and Passwords of Senior U.S. Security Officials Found Online. in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 6 points 4 days ago

But they just put them in, like the pop-up said...

Joe Rogan Refuses to Attend UFC 315 in Canada Because of ‘Terrible’ Government: ‘I’d Rather Go to Russia’ in c/canada@lemmy.ca
[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 22 points 5 days ago

...bye Felicia

YSK that if you lose your Social Security Card (USA) more than 10 times, the Social Security Administration will have to, by law, refuse to issue anymore replacement cards, for the rest of your life. in c/youshouldknow@lemmy.world
[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 20 points 6 days ago (6 children)

How many times until they catch the cocksuckers that keep stealing them then?

At 44, I'm pretty sure it's been stolen ten times.

Or better yet, unfuck the system that requires us to have the damned things?

Girl Dinner but your name is Kyle in c/shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca
[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago

Kaboom motherfucker

Clippy with some harsh truths in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 20 points 1 week ago

Get unbent clippy

Being creative is fun in c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I love how we couldn't even finish the third

Who likes poetry? in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

....this could have all been avoided if they weren't too cheap to use screws.

Sovcit is mad her kid won't be a sovcit. in c/insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world
[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 25 points 1 week ago

I love how they say "got out" without having the self awareness of what that meant.

1999 Columbine school massacre claims another life as paralysed survivor's death ruled homicide in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 13 points 1 week ago

There is no analogue that is more true than the effect of that shooting still being felt today.

And how far have we come....? That's a rhetorical question.

Dad I'm starting a new job, moving and trying to buy a house.... It's hard and I'm scared. in c/dadforaminute@lemmy.world
[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 5 points 1 week ago

Don't lose sight of your goal and you'll get where you're going.

Make a plan - make several - and work it. You've got this.

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Attorney general threatens to sue Maine, Minnesota and California over transgender sports policies (flip.it)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by CPMSP@midwest.social to c/politics@lemmy.world
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First salvo against sTaTeS RiGhTs!!

We always knew it wasn't about giving the states jurisdiction and letting them set laws that their constituents want. It's just dishonest.

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Pres. Trump signs executive order pausing enforcement of U.S. law banning foreign bribes (www.cnbc.com)
 

What in the actual f***?!?

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Trump Proposes U.S. Take Over Gaza, Level It and Build Resorts (flip.it)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by CPMSP@midwest.social to c/politics@lemmy.world
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First it was buy Greenland, then make Canada a state. Now Donald Trump wants to own the Gaza Strip.

The President proposed on Tuesday that the U.S. should “own” the Gaza Strip, “level the site” and develop it, explicitly calling for displacing 2 million Palestinians from their homeland as the region’s leaders struggle to maintain a fragile ceasefire.

During a wide-ranging press conference with Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Trump laid out a sweeping plan for the U.S. to colonize Gaza and build resorts there. “I don’t want to be cute. I don’t want to be a wise guy, but—the Riviera of the Middle East. This could be so magnificent,” Trump said.

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And the Winners of the 2024 Shkreli Awards for Worst Healthcare Profiteering Are... (www.commondreams.org)
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Meta is ending its fact-checking program in favor of a 'community notes' system similar to X (www.msn.com)
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Mapped: Share of College Graduates in each US State (www.visualcapitalist.com)
 

This map follows oddly familiar lines...

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X labeled an unflattering NPR story about Donald Trump as ‘unsafe’ (www.engadget.com)
 

Freeze peach absolutist.

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Plastic Fantasy (www.propublica.org)
 

I'll be surprised if by the end of the current century if the petrol companies don't see a class action suit similar to the tobacco companies for damages wrought upon humanity.

That is, for who is left of us by then.

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