Cano

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[–] Cano@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
  • ideal date night is staying in bed together watching anime
  • apparently no other men sees her as a potential wife, so no competition
  • Sure, maybe she doesn't shower as often as she should, but that just means I don't have to do it as well
  • bit of an assumption here, but if I don't have high expectations for her she probably won't expect much from me as well
  • neet means lots of free time to cuddle

Tell me, why would I not see her as wife material?

[–] Cano@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Writing you from Italy, have a great day!

[–] Cano@lemm.ee 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Serious answer, in italian it still uses miles

[–] Cano@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Also the Nazis because jews

[–] Cano@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

I thought I did already put an example video in the post. In case you missed it it's this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGzWo6m68zo

Timestamp is 0:04

As for the email idea, I guess I didn't think about that. I'll do it if I can't find the song on my own

[–] Cano@lemm.ee 36 points 1 month ago

Of course you're talking about trump voters. Sea cucumbers have two holes, they eat from one and shit from the other.

[–] Cano@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

[–] Cano@lemm.ee 45 points 1 month ago

I would fall for any autistic girl info-dumping their niche interests on me, Denji's the weird one here

[–] Cano@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey omnipotent being controlling my life. I will continue existing just to spite you, no matter what shit you'll throw at me

[–] Cano@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago (5 children)

That's an instant ego boost

[–] Cano@lemm.ee 64 points 1 month ago (4 children)

All fun and games till the PO requests some new feature or change and some poor soul has to add that into your code trying not to break it

Bonus points if the poor soul is you

[–] Cano@lemm.ee 25 points 2 months ago (5 children)

You're playin a dangerous game, boy

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