Captain_Buddha

Oh no... been here for years. Being pedantic isn't exclusive to that site. Much like you being a douche! if anything, that fits more appropriately for Reddit.

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That's easy! 1: Coffin 2: Headstone 3: septic tank 4: bad parachute 5: cemetery plot

There's, uh, a bit of a theme with these though.

Tim Allen IS fitting for this malarkey.

I partly agree with "It's only by rectifying the past that we can solve the future"... but you cannot do that while being unconcerned with the present.

True... but that rolls off the tongue better than, "The not-quite-friendly business partner of my country's toxic monsters is my friend."

Republicans ARE our common enemy, at this point... Democrats have been an "enemy of my enemy" scenario for decades now, but they are LITERALLY the lesser of two evils. Howsabout we get rid of this BS two-party system that's allowed the Overton window to go so far right? Maybe start there, not "work with cuntservatives.

Well... it would seem those same godless commies weren't ACTUALLY communists. So now we don't know WHAT to think! Fortunately, there seems to be a real lack of thinking in our "under God" nation anyhow... so, we got that!

Eh... that got added in the 50's to differentiate us from those godless commies.

Missed opportunity for "DoomSTrolling" instead of doomwalking.

Welcome to Worcester! Dollah twenty-five, pal!