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My front tooth is chipped. It was already a crown, but my kid headbutted me in the face and it broke. I meant to Google a dentist the next day. It's been a month and a half. I look like a much dumber version of myself

My family is all on messenger, and so it's either gotta be me or my husband using it or else we won't know any of the family plans (or daily discussions which is my main source of socialization.) Same goes for my friend group. I'd be very lonely without it, so that ends up a lot more important than my moral objections to meta.

I won a hundred and one dollars from a radio call in contest, but I did have to split it with my brother. I got all my siblings to call in with me, and if we won, we'd split it. When we went in, they had me sign a document that I couldn't win anything else from them or their parent company for one year.

Is it comparable to today's oatmeal? Is porridge a separate food from oatmeal?

No one in the comments seems to point out: all of your needs and wants are being met, but the fact that she sought an external relationship indicates that her needs and wants are not being met.

If you're ok with the cheating and want to keep her, you probably need to look into why she feels she isn't getting what she needs at home (which as others have mentioned, is ok if you're both open to an open marriage!)

I'm sorry she wasn't open with you about her needs being met, and I'm sorry she went behind your back to meet them. I hope you'll both be ok, man.

For years it was 30 Rock. Them Bob's Burgers (good, but the songs are always louder than the show) and now back to 30 Rock

I mean that's tough. Unless you have an unemployed family member who can take on the care, and even then it has to be a physically strong and frankly mentally strong person to do the kind of care elderly folks require. It's just not feasible for most families.

My grandmother is physically disabled and has dimentia. Some weeks are hell taking care of her, and she's one of the gentlest people with dimentia I have ever met. ( I used to work in a memory care facility, which is a big reason she's at home with us)

They actually already have a thing that basically turns the people on camera to stick figures. You can turn it off if you need to, but a quick check can see that they're up and moving around vs fallen down without invading their privacy too much at least

I don't take a bath to get clean, I take a bath to relax. Showering at the end would undo the relaxed state

I got a dresser for my daughter off a neighbor's curb - it's beautiful, I guess armoire would be a more accurate term. It needs some work, but it looks straight out of beauty and the beast or something. It's real wood and so much filigree

If you decide to date again, you should consider dating liberal women. The only women I have known who are like you describe are conservative(and I have met one or two who expect the princess treatment and then don't deliver on the prince treatment!). I know conservative men who expect traditional roles, and I know conservative men who expect to split the bills and say they'll split the housework but then the woman ends up doing all the housework anyway. The women in that situation end up feeling like you: if I'm doing the housework AND working, this is easier on my own!

In my liberal circles things seem to be a bit more evenly split, and both partners are often more independent.

It seems like you're happy on your own though, so you're doing the right thing by removing yourself from the dating pool! Maybe you'll find someone independent who will be a good match naturally, but I can't imagine a woman would want to work and split the housework with someone who has your attitude ("most women are bad and not worth having around") so you might need to change that if you do decide to get back into dating. I can't connect on what you mean on sex not being the best thing in the world and the literal purpose of life, but I do know my husband felt like you on that front before he met me. He thought people were just exaggerating on how good it is. Maybe, like him, you just haven't met the right match there either? It's not like I'm even that good in bed, if anything I'm a bit of a selfish lover. It's just that we're a good fit together. Good luck, man. I hope you find the right fit and realize men and women are equally selfish and equally selfless.

A little less than a third of people voted for it. A little less than a third against it. A little more than a third didn't vote. There was no majority here. I don't get this "you wanted this, so duck you, enjoy the consequences" response. A third of us fought against this. Our kids don't deserve a hell scape because boomers are gullible.