Chiarottide

"Pray for me, as I take the long and arduous journey to read this" Yeah sounds about right

My local supermarket only has cardboard pictures of SD cards on the shelves and they give you the card on checkout. I have also seen reusable plastic cases you can't slip into your pocket. Same thing with saffron. There are many ways to reduce packaging without causing shoplifting or having to look around for an attendant to unlock the shelves. If regulations are in place to remove single use plastic packaging I am sure supernarkets will find a way

I had heard that the german constitution bans annexations, but have looked it up and found nothing. Did I just make it up?

Those pesky front panel headers! As someone with big hands I know the struggle

Yup, either "what do you want", "what do you mean" or "I am a tourist trying to fit in"

Mann gegen mann is the best gay anthem made by a heterosexual, change my mind

meme-like loss of consciousness

I guess they are aware of the videos too

I hear that a shotgun was involved or something like that? I guess they were always arguing about who would sit in the front of the bus and it got so bad they just stopped playing

As if someone born on December 31st 1999 wouldn't self identify as a 90's kid

Source: I was born in 1998 and I'm nostalgic of Nirvana, a group that disbanded before I was born

Might be, but she gives it to everyone else

To be fair, almost anything not strictly necessary for survival is technically a ritual. Birthday party? Ritual. Saying "bless you" after someone sneezes? Ritual. Giving your sheep ankle bones to the winner? Ritual. Shaking hands? Believe it or not, ritual.

Cats are in danger too, but don't worry, if you stay away from Springfield you should be fine