OK, this is like the million times I've seen a post here with this image and different captions every time, what is the context I'm missing?
Clear
It's not a contest bro
Me while playing foxhole
Here's my cat tax
Bruh this is just an AD
That's literally me, that's who you made fun of.
Do you feel bed yet?
Ah, you're right I was thinking about the pre packaged one, now all the people telling me they have found multiple bugs in their lettuce makes sense considering I would probably expect to find small bugs and dirt in a whole head of lettuce
I don't think that salad bought in a store should have bugs and dirt on it, if you find them in your sink when you wash it you should change supermarket
EDIT: My bad, I was thinking about pre packaged salad, not like a whole head of lettuce, OP is correct and OOP should wash their lettuce better
I can't tell if ironic or not so I will explain
It's not a date, its a rating of how attractive the girl was, very often used in green text and 4chan.
Fake AF, there isn't any post with reverse genders on the subreddit.
I will commit multiple counts of arson on any corporation which spams ads on lemmy