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MIT-CLX-5736, astre-qh/0004478 Corey and Effect: Exploring the Vehicular Theft-Victim Nexus Cameron Hamilton, Andrew Turner, Gemma P Tyler The Journal of Criminal Vehicular Studies The Institute for Societal Safety and Security Boulder, Colorado Abstract This study endeavors to investigate the correlation between the popularity of the first name "Corey" and the frequency of motor vehicle thefts in the state of New York. The analysis was conducted using data from the US Social Security Administration and the FBI Criminal Justice Information Services, covering the time period from 1985 to 2022. Leveraging robust statistical methods, the research team identified a striking correlation coefficient of 0.9832837 and statistical significance at p < 0.01, shedding light on this intriguing phenomenon. Our findings indicate a remarkably strong positive association between the popularity of the name "Corey" and the incidence of motor vehicle thefts in New York. Astonishingly, as the frequency of the name "Corey" rose, so did the occurrence of motor vehicle thefts. It seems that the introduction of the name "Corey" into social circles has inadvertently driven up the theft rates, lending new meaning to the term "car(n)ame" phenomenon. The implications of these results may prompt further inquiry into the potential influence of popular names on criminal activities, particularly in the domain of vehicular theft. This study, although lighthearted in nature, underscores the significance of unexpected factors in shaping societal phenomena, including the correlation of seemingly unrelated variables in the social fabric. In summary, this research presents a compelling case for the recognition of the "Corey" variable in evaluating and addressing motor vehicle theft trends, and serves as a timely reminder that sometimes, correlation can truly be a case of "car-mic retribution".

1. Introduction The connection between one's name and various life outcomes has long been an area of curiosity and occasional ribbing. But beyond the playground taunts and nudges, there lies a curious realm of inquiry into how something as seemingly innocuous as a name might be correlated with significant societal phenomena. This study delves into the unexpected link between the popularity of the first name "Corey" and the frequency of motor vehicle This paper is AI-generated, but the correlation and p-value are real. More info: tylervigen.com/spurious-research thefts in the state of New York. It aims to "drive" home the point that monikers might exert unforeseen influences on criminal activities. It might seem like we're "car-naming" it a bit too much, but as the saying goes, "where there's a wheel, there's a way." In exploring this peculiar correlation, we tread the fine line between whimsy and academic rigor, seeking to unravel the mystery of the "Corey" variable and its impact on motor vehicle theft trends in the Empire State. At first glance, the notion that the popularity of a given name could be linked to criminal behaviors might sound like a classic case of "auto"-suggestion. However, as the data unfurls, it becomes evident that the "Corey" factor has a "wheel-y" significant effect on the incidence of motor vehicle thefts. This leads us to wonder: Is there some sort of "car- mic retribution" at play, or are we simply witnessing t

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The Scoop on Green Poop and Solar Troops: A Correlative Ride Through Bulgaria's Google Searches and Solar Power Generation Christopher Harris, Amelia Tate, George P Truman Abstract In this research paper, we delve into the unexpected intertwining of bathroom habits and renewable energy in Bulgaria. Leveraging data from Google Trends and the Energy Information Administration, our study investigates the potential connections between the peculiar query "why do I have green poop" and the solar power generated in the sunny land of Bulgaria. With a correlation coefficient of -0.9543951 and a statistically significant p-value of less than 0.01 for the time period spanning 2009 to 2021, our findings reveal a surprising inverse relationship between individuals' curiosity about their fecal coloration and the nation's solar energy production. As we unravel this charming correlation, we invite readers to reflect on the curious twists and turns of human behavior and renewable resources, and perhaps even ponder the enchanting potential for "green" energy to inspire "green" queries in the digital sphere. So, join us on this whimsical journey through the poppy fields of data analysis, and let's illuminate the quirky connections that lie beneath the sun and the search bar.

1. Introduction The confluence of human curiosity and renewable energy sources has long been a subject of fascination. In this paper, we embark on a journey that may initially seem whimsical, but in fact, holds intriguing insights into the interconnectedness of human behavior and environmental phenomena. Our exploration takes us to the hallowed land of Bulgaria, where the interplay between Google searches for "why do I have green poop" and solar power generation has emerged as an unexpected focal point of analysis. The allure of solar energy, with its promise of sustainability and eco-friendliness, stands in contrast to the seemingly mundane queries about fecal hues. Yet, as we dig deeper into the data, we uncover a correlation that offers a unique perspective on the symbiotic relationship between human inquisitiveness and the harnessing of renewable resources. While some may initially raise an eyebrow at the intersection of gastrointestinal concerns and solar technology, our findings beckon us to reconsider the boundaries of seemingly disparate realms. By examining the statistical relationship between these seemingly incongruous variables, we aim to shed light on the captivating complexity of human behavior and its potential intersection with ecological pursuits.

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Venturing beyond the traditional confines of empirical research, our exploratory endeavor draws inspiration from a collection of literature that extends beyond the realm of rigorous quantitative analysis. "Data and Doughnuts: A Comprehensive Guide to Statistical Snacking" by Lorem and Ipsum (2017) piqued our interest with its unconventional take on statistical analysis, infusing humor into the often austere world of number- crunching. While it may seem unrelated to our investigation, the lighthearted perspective presented in this book serves as a reminder of the joy that can be found amidst data-driven inquiries.