CurlyMoustache

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

"For 45 fucking minutes, 'n stuff"

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Don't talk about my mother like that

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

truck nuts

Yes, I'm a man in my 40s. Why do you ask?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Recently I got alot of videos about reindeer on ice, and how to remove ticks. I have no idea why YT suddenly recommended me these types of videos

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

No, no, no, this was from 2008 and the "release" of the new LC model: https://www.ign.com/articles/2008/08/15/lara-croft-i-presume

They actually went with this photo (and others), but have since moderated themselves

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It was a beautiful Norwegian summer. The sun was out, the rain had stopped and the midges was not out (yet).

I was around 8 or 9 and only wearing a pair of shorts feeling the sun kiss my shockingly white skin, while I carried our cat outside. She was laying over my shoulder. She purred and purred. It was bliss.

Then my mother pulled the cord and fired up the lawn mover. The cat used me as a ramp as it took off and ran inside to hide under the couch.

As a man in my 40s, I have both physical and psychological scars from that day.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This follows classic maritime law: You don't have to pay taxes if you live in the air. That is what my lawyer Chareth Cutestory said. I have the best lawyers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You'll miss the climate change transition period when the sea rises, the food and fresh water is almost non existent, and the mass migrations begin 😀

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Ethiopian Vehicles

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I can smell your neckbeard and fedora from here

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's now called "drinking blood"

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Mine is people who separate words when they write. I'm Norwegian, and we can string together words indefinetly to make a new word. The never ending word may not make any sense, but it is gramatically correct

Still, people write words the wrong way by separating them.

Examples:

  • "Ananas ringer" means "the pineapple is calling" when written the wrong way. The correct way is "ananasringer" and it means "pineapple rings" (from a tin).

  • "Prinsesse pult i vinkel" means "a princess fucked at an angle". The correct way to write it is "prinsessepult i vinkel", and it means "an angeled princess desk" (a desk for children, obviously)

  • "Koke bøker" means "to cook books". The correct way is "kokebøker" and means "cookbooks"

I see these kinds of mistakes everywhere!

 

I do alot of photo and video editing on my MacBook Pro M2, and I've noticed the "low power mode" was on by default. Tried to find out what it does, but Apple's own website didn't help me much.

This article is a bit better at describing what it does and how it affects my MacBook

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