CyberTaco

joined 2 years ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Lesbians have enjoyable sex all the time, and a penis typically isn't involved at all! If yours won't behave, just treat it like it's no big deal, and continue to have fun using other parts (your mouth and fingers come right to mind), and make sure everyone involved has a good time anyway.

With a new partner, right before it's time to get down with them for the first time, it's a good idea to ask if they've ever been with anyone with ED, and if not, just explain real quick that:

  • If it misbehaves, it's no big deal; you're still having a good time, you don't want to stop, and you'll just use other parts to make sure they end up satisfied in the end.
  • No matter what, it's not about them, it's a physical issue. It's exactly like how they no matter how much they want to, they simply can't can't lift and throw a car. It's a physical limitation, not a desire problem.
  • If you end up having to do some DIY at the end, their participation isn't required, but certainly would be welcomed. [Which in this case means you jacking off once you've gotten them off, and having them help you in some way like making out with you, riding your face while you do it, rub you all over, etc, whatever would enhance that for you.]

Then get to it. ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You may want to look up "ethical non-monogamy" and "polyamory". It sounds like one or both of those things might be something you're interested in.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

It's gone from being a comedy to a documentary to a vision of a more positive future than our current one that we can achieve if we work together really hard. :-(

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you intend (or would at least like) for other people to play/try out/use what you make, consider going with a Commodore 64 instead of a 128; for people with physical hardware, the 64 is far more popular and will have a wider base of users.

Of course the 64 is a bit more limited than the 128, but handling that is part of the fun of retrocomputing. "It's not the lines that make playing Tetris interesting - it's the walls."

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Putting in for Final Fantasy I-VI Bundle (Pixel Remasters), please! My god, I had no idea this existed until just now!

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

You have a lunchbox?!? Lucky you, I have to hold my quarters in my mouth and my friends all call me "Mumbles".

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

That sounds like quitter talk to me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My family have explicitly stopped ordering from Dominoes because of how insane their pricing has gotten. We have lots of significantly cheaper pizza options in my area that that are as good or are better.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ghost stories with the ADV Films dub

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

In this economy, retirement.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Good. I don't care how long it's delayed if that leads to a more polished game on release. Since they weren't fully comfortable with the state the game was in, I'm glad they did this. :-)

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I will be eternally mad at Coca Cola because they took the cocaine out of their soda a century ago.

 

Worked great when the artist formerly known as Prince changed his name to a symbol.

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