DJDarren

Sadly, I will never be able to complete Book Bingo, because of that central square.

The front fell off.

I would make radio. I do one show a week and I sometimes struggle to find time to even prepare for that, so if time weren't an issue I'd probably end up just doing a load more.

Mopping out Laszlo's masturbatorium.

Everyone knows that vampires live in a detached single family home on Staten Island.

Truly the land of the free, lads.

They'd be better off delivering a warm turd through your open window.

I wonder if MAS can work through Mint, even if just to download the installer?

Might try it later.

My old cat Benji was the sweetest boy. We had him for his nine last years before he died at almost 17.

One of the things he'd do was sit on my chest, purring like a lunatic at bedtime. I'd read my book while he got as close to my face as he could, damn near drooling he was so happy. We called that Belly Time, and it was a genuine high point of my day.

We've had our current cats for two years, and neither of them have any interest in doing that. It's been four years since we lost Benji, but I still miss it almost every night.

I mean, yeah, there’s loads of tech nerds, but it’s the internet so there’s always going to be.

But honestly, the vast majority of the people I follow are just regular folks who like to chat about regular stuff. Like how they use Arch, btw.

I don’t really mind clickbaity headlines, but I’m getting real tired of LIVE headlines, where instead of writing a story they just do Mastodon-style live reactions, like me getting pissed and watching Eurovision.

This is kinda like a thing my wife and I do. She’ll play a game and if she loves it, she’ll ask if I want to play it too so she can watch.

I’m currently playing South of Midnight and it’s wonderful.