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YouTube TV, which costs $73 a month, agrees to end “$600 less than cable” ads in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Ddhuud 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It's not a matter of understanding the failure is systemic.

Shareholders only buy shares for the expected growth, not so much for the dividends. Dividends are literally pennies on the hundred dollar costs. Single digits percent annually.

Cattlemancy in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Ddhuud 1 points 2 years ago

You're a wizard Jimmy James

Leaked Zoom all-hands: CEO says employees must return to offices because they can't be as innovative or get to know each other on Zoom in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Ddhuud 23 points 2 years ago

Why not both?

til: Benford's law: real life number are not evenly disribued, 1 occur 30% of the time in c/til@lemmy.world

[–] Ddhuud 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

We are not listening to you Travis.

That had a 1 in a million chance, but I had to try.

Who Doctor? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Ddhuud 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wild health organization. Based on the life of a real life doctor.

Thanks mate in c/antiquememesroadshow@lemmy.world

[–] Ddhuud 9 points 2 years ago

I'm not australian, or even native English speaker, but I think the joke is that he thinks he's suggesting to try Anal Sex.

Sci-fi gripe: holograms for personal devices in c/sciencefiction@lemmy.world

[–] Ddhuud 2 points 2 years ago

It's very simple. The ad gets into your brain just like this liquid gets into this egg.

Windows 12 in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world

[–] Ddhuud 1 points 2 years ago

Why didn't they call it Windows 1++++++++++++++++++++++ ?

(Wisconsin) Supreme Court Justice Rebecca Bradley has been quietly editing her own Wikipedia page in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Ddhuud 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a shitty thing to do. But not illegal. I'm sure there's something worse to accuse her of doing, than breaking the terms of services of Wikipedia.

(Wisconsin) Supreme Court Justice Rebecca Bradley has been quietly editing her own Wikipedia page in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Ddhuud 3 points 2 years ago

I'm sorry that you feel like I hurt you...

*Permanently Deleted* in c/boobs

[–] Ddhuud 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

On? How about under?

Where do you like to be touched? in c/asklemmynsfw

[–] Ddhuud 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nothing gets me up and running faster than soft caressing the sides of my belly.