Synthetics are terrible anyway
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It's not breakfast without an egg.
Cultural thing, sure.
But the pancakes/waffles/cake/bread of any fluffy sort take eggs to make, and in the morning the best thing to tie your leftovers across the starch is an egg. Fried, poached, what have you.
And sure, there's substitutes. But I didn't grow up with those, and it ain't breakfast without an egg.
Man, I once woke up and couldn't figure out why my coffee was total shit one morning.
Turns out, the clearly stated HALF AND HALF I bought the day before was the fat-free version.
The label was exactly as different as the pic. Same color, same logo, fine print in a color that made it look like a bullshit swirly design along the edge of the color box below the title of the product saying fat free
HALF AND HALF HAS TO HAVE FAT OR IT ISNT FUCKING HALF AND HALF. You gonna fuckin whip non-fat half and half? Hell no you're not, the shit that makes it whip ain't in there
The company is counting on you mistaking the garbage product that is most likely some form of repurposed industrial waste and nearly free for them to produce, for the thing you're actually looking for. I mean Christ, invert the colors. Grab a different clipart. Any fucking goon with an iphone could edit those labels enough to be easily distinguishable in 15 seconds, counting the time the thing takes to 'airdrop' it
HE soap sounds like marketing bullshit.
When I was making my own detergent, I used regular baking soda, did not bake it at all, borax, and table salt. 50/50 borax and soda, and then like 10-20% portion of salt.
Absolutely neutral scent.