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Pokémon, alchemy and magic kind of do exist in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 minutes ago

No, yes, no.

Self murder in c/[email protected]
I was feeling mischievous today so I gave this sovcit some good sovcitty advice. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Down pat. Just needs 45 degree signature in red ink.

Who did this 😂😂😂 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I am Reversi Hearts Freecell Solitaire Minesweeper 3d pinball for windows old.

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Eye pressing (lemmynsfw.com)
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Did you ever do that thing as a kid where you press your eyes real hard when they're closed with your thumbs of the heel of your hand until you see all kinds of crazy colours and patterns?

The longer you pressed, the more the colours would flare. You'd see fractals and waves, and bursts of white hot light. You'd make out shapes of things, paths and curves.

Then when you stopped pressing your vision would come back slowly, going through all kinds of shades from neon to dark.

I'm 43 and I still do it sometimes.

Career Path in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago

Two careers that deal with cocks.

False advertising in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 59 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Soft and fluffy... Has he ever touched, or fallen into, a hedge?

This fell off my car, can I just rip it off and not care? in c/[email protected]
Ed Sheer-enough in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (5 children)

The only Ed Sheeran post I've upvoted. I loathe these cringey band-wagon-jumping low-effort posts.

Bread fajitas in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

No, bread tacos.

Do people confuse your nationality? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I'm Northern Irish and regularly get confused for being Scottish, despite the accents and cadence sounding not at all similar to my ear.

Let my Duolingo streak expire cos I don't want to give them any more AI training for free and this popped up 🙄 in c/[email protected]
ADL CEO Jonathan Greenblatt Demands 'Anti-Zionists' Be Banned Off Social Media 'Once And For All' in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

anti-Semites: Yes

anti-Zionists: Fuck no. That's an aspiration.

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Psychoanalyst (lemmynsfw.com)
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The Good Knight (lemmynsfw.com)
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True (lemmynsfw.com)
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There was an attempt to make a modicum of sense in this article. (lemmynsfw.com)
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TIL Roy Orbison wasn't blind. He just wore dark prescription glasses due to an impairment that made him sensitive to bright lights. (feddit.uk)
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She's about 35 (feddit.uk)
 

1000009811

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Good lord (lemmynsfw.com)
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Awesome Christmas present (lemmynsfw.com)
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Mobile ads (feddit.uk)
 

They wouldn't be as annoying as they are if the people playing the games in the ads made good decisions. Seeing people fail through obvious bad choices is way more irksome than someone smashing it.

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My all time favourite (lemmynsfw.com)
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