Diddlydee

joined 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 274 points 1 week ago (5 children)

He is, in fact, a bitch.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They call me the hiphopapotamus, my lyrics are bottomless.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Watch: football (soccer) and MMA.

Play: football, darts, badminton, squash. Golf occasionally.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yoko: This song feels like the one for my choked war-cry ululating. That'd be so sweet. Everyone will totally love that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I am in distress.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I like it.

You can look yourself in the eye as you approach and think 'why am I going anywhere near this comedy fall-apart clown death car?'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Terrible ideas. The first two require you being up close, which is unnecessarily dangerous. The third means abandoning the other people at risk. The fourth is just sadistic and impractical.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When you were a kid thongs were footwear and underwear, as well as the material for fastening the lash of a whip. You just used one definition.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's nothing. Sherbet Dib-dabs were 25p and they're 75p now.

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