See, that's the thing, that's bad. Generally the best solution is negotiation, dialogue and compromise rather than wasting people and resources of both sides. Unless the other side refuses to negotiate (fairly), which Putin does.
Putin is a kid refusing to talk with anyone because they don't give their toys to him, when he could suck it up and agree for both of the kids to share their toys.
I didn't, because I just assumed Elon actually would do some form of porn blackmail. It's obviously satire after a second, but it got me for a while.