ElPenguin

If you saw my previous post, you'll know I had some pretty shit luck at the previous place I went. I even gave them a second chance because I left them a pretty bad review for the shitty massage and they asked me to come back and it was somehow worse?

But this time I found a great spot. Greeted as soon as I walked in by a very nice looking mid-30s Chinese gal wearing a light black cotton dress over some nicely placed curves. She asked me how long and I usually get at least one hour, but she countered with 30 mins, but I insisted on one hour so she said 45 mins and $10 off the house price. She took my hand and led me back to the room and asked me to undress and lay face down as per usual. I never make assumptions even when the signs are all there, so I quickly undress and lay with the sheet draped over my butt and my arms up.

She comes in and asks me "how hard, baby? Medium or hard?" My back was actually sore from a convention I was at all weekend, so I didn't try the unnamed "light" option and go with "medium". She then proceeded to give me one of the best massages I've had in a while. She seriously knew what she was doing working with her hands, elbows and forearms to loosen the knots in my back and shoulders. She leaned into my hands as I was laying there so I got a nice feel of her smooth legs while she worked my upper back.

Once done with my upper back, she came around and hopped up in the table and pulled the cover away. She straddled one of my legs while she worked on my lower back and ass. She did some really nice teasing as she worked that area and ground against my leg some. She worked her way down my legs and gave a halfway decent foot rub before telling me it was time to flip over.

She started rubbing my chest and stroking me to full hard before asking me what I wanted to do. I'd only done FS a couple of times before so I wanted to check what was on the table. She just coyly said, "you want here or here?" indicating her mouth or pussy. I figured in for a penny, in for a pound so FS it was. She asked for the money so I hopped off to get that.

She left to put the money up andqq get some supplies and returned with me waiting on the table. She slipped off her light dress and revealed just a stunning pair of C-cups and smooth body. She climbed on top of me and started to stroke me back to fully hard. She slipped the condom on with her mouth and proceeded to suck me like I had the last drop of water in the desert in my cock. She then rose up and straddled me and rode me for a few minutes until we switch to standing mis. Went like that until I came hard inside.

She then cleaned me off and slipped on a smock like white outfit that I hadn't noticed hanging in the room and slipped out to clean up and get a hot towel. She wiped me off and then gave me a great head massage and finished with a big hug after I got dressed. She walked me out and as I was leaving I'll pretty sure I passed the monger she had to make my visit short for. Hope he had a good time too.

This is kind of funny what happened to me.

I'm slowly working through a list of about 15 places around me that I've found through RubMaps or based on sketchy Google/Yelp reviews. I'm probably a little over 60% through the list so far.

I made the mistake this week of trying out a new place when I was having a legitimate pain in my shoulders and neck. I was hoping they'd do a decent massage (reviews seemed to indicate that they did) and then have a little release after. Big mistake.

What I got was probably the worst massage I've had in a couple of years (worst was they didn't use any oil or lotion and it was just pinchy and pulled by leg hairs, lol) that left me in more pain somehow. On the flip after that bad experience she went in for the HE with zero lead up or indication that it was going to happen. She tugged me for a bit, but after the terrible massage and her being way to vocal with fake moaning it just wasn't doing it for me. I ended the massage early and got out of there. Massive waste of money.

I booked it over to the best legit place I knew in the area and they actually fixed my crick in my neck, but they're 100% legit so no finish for me. But at least my neck and shoulders aren't sore anymore.

Oh well! You win some and you lose some. Moral of the story: probably don't try out a new rub and tug place of you're actually looking for a therapeutic massage.

I keep a list of AMPs I have gone to on my phone with some details on pricing and services offered. I also keep some newer places I've not been to that I've found on RubMaps or just driven by that pique my interest. But sometimes it's hard to choose. Do I want the guaranteed CFS from Place A or the really good massage and decent HJ from Place B or mediorce massage but TS and good HJ from Place C or maybe try somewhere completely new? Decisions, decisions...

I had some time off today, so I decided to try out a place I hadn't been to before I noticed on RubMaps nearish to other places I've been. There weren't any very recent reviews on there (latest back in Oct '23) but the Google score of mid-3 kind of piqued my interest.

Showed up a little bit before they opened so I waited until they had their Open sign on and they were done cleaning the front window before I went in. Nice looking woman in her mid-40s greeted me with "Hi, baby!", walked me back to a room, and asked for payment for the hour ahead. Usually good signs to me.

She got into the massage very quickly moving the towel to just covering my legs while she worked my back. She noticed some big knots in my shoulders and asked if I wanted to do a four hands massage. I'm kind of on a streak of "if it's offered and you have cash for it: go for it" lately, so I agreed. It was only $50 more to the initial $65 for the hour.

As I said in the title, this is my first experience with a four hands massage. I've seen middling reviews in the past of them not working in concert or getting in each other's way. But these ladies worked perfectly together. Off came the towel entirely while the first lady worked my upper body and the new lady worked by butt, legs, and feet. Probably the best part is that they switched places part way through and reworked the areas the other had just done. Literally twice the massage.

Laying on my stomach I was pretty much rock hard from the extra attention. There was a little brush against me occasionally while they worked my butt and inner thighs, but nothing as overt as I've had at other places. At one point they where speaking to each other in Chinese and giggled so I thought it was another good sign.

On the flip, they again worked top and bottom seperate and covered the family jewels with just a wash cloth. I went floppy when I flipped but got semi-hard just from the brushing. I feel like if I had focused up a little a went full hard or did a little moaning they would have been down to finish me off, but honestly... I was totally fine with just having an awesome massage and feeling two nice looking women rub me all over.

There's always next time for that.

I've been frequenting AMP for a few years consistently now going about twice a month or so depending on cash reserves. Variety being the spice of life, i like to switch up locations. All of the local places I'd been were HJ only if that or no HE at all. But recently I kind of hit the jackpot with 3 different places offering FS back to back to back. I'm aware of RubMaps etc and the description listing what is generally available, but I like to be surprised. I will use it to find places that offer HE, but not look at details beyond name and address. While FS was offered at all 3, I only took them up at the latest place because I had the correct cash in hand and didn't want to use their sketchy AF ATM behind a curtain at the other places, lol. One interesting thing is that all 3 places had the exact same prices for their menu of services. $200 for CFS sound about right?