FenderStratocaster

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Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 49 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Gimme one of these bad boys and utility razor.

Trump’s spell has been broken | The US president is hurting rather than helping his ideological allies such as Nigel Farage in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Rhetoric that there won't be future elections is straight up pussy shit. Go lay down and die somewhere else.

Trump’s spell has been broken | The US president is hurting rather than helping his ideological allies such as Nigel Farage in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I just don't get it. He could have used the Defense Production Act to lower prices of eggs and he would have been a HERO to the working class idiots that voted for him. He would have ensured that no Democrat ever wins another election. Instead he was like, "Y'all are about to be poor for awhile while I do the dumbest shit you've ever seen. Watch this shit. Fuck your egg prices, I'm going to pretend to steal Canada, Greenland, and Panama City Beach or some shit."

Who's fastest, Sonic or The Flash? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

No, he had Yeezy's. This wasn't 1964.

Walking sticks in c/woodworking@lemmy.ca
[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

This is my collection of loitering sticks.

Who's fastest, Sonic or The Flash? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Neither are as fast as my friend Ryan after he got his new shoes. He was so fast. Like really really fast. But he got hit by a garbage truck and can't walk without a cane now. His mom works at Waffle House. His brother plays Fortnite on Switch.

JFK Files Are Another Trump Distraction From Kennedy's Legacy in c/politics@lemmy.world
Po-tay-toes in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There's no pot of gold at the end of the potato rainbow. I've been down that road.

Elon Musk’s daughter says father’s rally gesture was ‘definitely a Nazi salute’ in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 60 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

His arm says "Nazi", but his actions? His actions say "Super Nazi".