FozzyOsbourne

Isn't that just a burglary deterrent?

I've seen one opposite a cinema, cheaper than buying your sweets inside so it gets plenty of custom. It was the only one around though.

Start with small crimes like violating hygiene regulations!

Sure mate, everyone's out to get you

I dunno man, you seem pretty angry that this game exists. What's so bad about it?

What's the problem? Unhappy that people like different things to you?

Thanks, and lol

What is hetzner and what is yuri? You're lucky I even know what sharkey is!

"Piracy is a service problem" - gaben, the OKish billionaire

It's been a few years since I've played online multiplayer, but isn't 100ms quite good?

Hitler's first birthday as chancellor of Germany was the 8th best day ever? I'm not so sure we should be trusting this person's judgement.

Blimey, keep it casual! Despite the doom and gloom we like to present it still ranks relatively high on things like the Human Freedom Index. It could always be better, of course, but the way people grumble about "things nowadays" you'd think we were still in the blitz!