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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (10 children)

I never thought of that as an inside plant tbh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I don't know who this person is. My question is why are they wearing a dress with gloves that look something OSHA would make you wear if you were handling caustic liquids.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Ads wouldn't be so bad if they weren't repetitive, loud, creepy, or interrupting of the user experience. But that's what ads are.

If big tech was a person they would have gotten arrested for stalking.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Oh, I can and have beaten that.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Sounds like that Spez person is a very popular porn star.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I poop like 3x a day. I am very intelligent.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Yeah, that place is trippy. It's not as busy as when the photo was taken though. You just go over a hill and all of a sudden lights everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I had a friend who was in prison. They charge for everything electric in one way or another. For example. You can send them an email. But you have to pay to send it. And you had to pay for them to have a device and it's batteries for them to read it.

I wasn't going to do that. So I wrote letters and kept them "interesting." My personal favorite was aging paper using tea. Using a feather quill pen. Writing in a mixture of home made ink using black walnut husks, coffee, and some acrylic paint as a binder.

He said they go through all the letters. The one I sent confused the shit out of the guards. And, they asked me not to do it again. But he said it was one of his favorite things he got in prison and the whole wing new about it. Nothing illegal. Just strange. We played D&D together.

Nothing raises morale like a letter. He's out and doing well. He still mentions the letter a fair bit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Ironically I know someone who did. they just learned sql on the fly. But definitely there is a line. If I saw my job posted online I would say I am not qualified for it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Thanks, potato strong.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Gosh I feel like this guy called me out.

But then I saw the user name.

Hmmm.....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

No one should expect you to be the perfect fit for a job. They expect you to be the most reliable and wanting your interest to allign with the job.

So, your options are be paid less, or be more reliable, or be trainable, or have the perfect skills.

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If you ever want to apply for a job that you don't qualify for; act really enthusiastic. Mention it's your dream job exct.

Next, research the contents of the resume. Do a bit of questioning. Specifically if you can look for reviews of products and look up complaints. Like IE "The HP4015 printers are so easy to take apart, they always tend to jam where it pulls up the paper, but if the rollers are replaced they last damn near forever..." They will think you know a lot more about the product.

Try to arrive early and be ready to make small talk. Especially for web cam videos.

With a bit of luck, you can get a job that you probably shouldn't be doing. Take lots of notes and ask questions when training and if you look the part you will be fine.

Other tips:

If you don't want to write a cover letter, put your resume in a sock. This way when they interview you; all they get is a sock.

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