It's been long enough since I've heard 'patriots' and such types talk about waco and ruby ridge that I'm growing mildly concerned... It's almost like they're okay with it as long as it's a dickhead in power.
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I was seeing the same joke on the first reading, so I think you're in the clear, mate.
If it's the average western diet, it's probably from the massive amount of toilet paper that was used to clean the asshole after their failure to use a bidet.
Well, that was the perspective of the people I spoke to and read of, so it's how I interpret the stories I was told.
If it's an actual superpower, it would pair well with the 'send folks minds back in time' chica. Perfect one-two combo.
Who is still using a 7+1 gun these days? Are we in the fucking pacific islands shooting colt .45s at the japanese? Get yourself an extended 300+1 drum mag that slots into your automatic glock you've taken from the secret service or something.
Sounds like a good business plan, honestly. Sell the idea to people that they get their massage by doing the person in front of them. You sit back and rake in the money as your customers do all the work, and you only have to do the last person of the day.
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The european death knot usually works pretty well. Or you could use a weaver's knot, but it's not as bulky. The 'overhand' family of knots is a pretty good bet for whenever you want a knot that absolutely will not come untied under tension.
I don't think you bastardized it. It's becoming standard 'english' to manipulate participles and verbs into nouns by adding the 'er,' which makes me exceptionally grumpy in some crosswords. I just couldn't find anything that said 'bike shedder' specifically so I wanted to make sure.
I know that it's probably a sign of impending ecological doom, but where I live used to have scorpions coming in all the time. I don't think I've even seen evidence of them outside for close to a decade. I guess I can appreciate the silver lining of the giant mushroom cloud.