"paranormal romance" is such a PG term for "monster fucker" lul
HatchetHaro
joined 4 months ago
whenever i get an itch that i can't scratch, usually it's just because the itch is actually someplace else, so i gotta search for it.
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bidet
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just step into the shower and wash your arse
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wet a piece of paper towel (bad for the plumbing, but better than wet wipes)
holy shit calm your horses
i eat one to two eggs per day, so anywhere from seven to fourteen a week. it's about $1 per egg.
... hong kong $.
psst just letting you know that surfshark doesn't have ip forwarding, so you can't seed while torrenting with it
people do generally fuck holes so that checks out
furries rn: become my fursona
the mcdonalds here in hong kong are fuckin sick compared to the ones i've been to in the US and Canada.
some of the juiciest fried chicken i've ever had, and the seasonal shaker fries are hella rad.
If you don't have a flatbed scanner, and the item is flat on the side you want to photograph, you can do a pencil rubbing of it onto a sheet of paper (that you do know the dimensions of), and photograph that instead.
In that case, get yourself some Bad Dragons.
plenty of wolf dongs in furry fiction; all ya gotta do is look.
"knots" and "sheaths" are common terms when it comes to canine penises. "cloaca" and "slits" appear often for scalies.