HomesliceAbe

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I feel judged.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

I literally keep a list on my phone of what you say in your sleep. Some of my favorites include:

  • This is why I don't date senators. (Still don't know why)
  • It's soup day!
  • I swear that spearfish is a hooker.
  • Shut the fffffffffuck up. (Not directed at me)
  • Ham ham ham ham ham ham ham...
  • (Heavy sigh) I miss Zimbabwe. (Has never been to Zimbabwe)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

It's okay. He's tone-deaf.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

No, it's a pocket for Kevin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Happy birthday!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I work with special needs students. This semester I'm 1 on 1 with one of the cutest Down Syndrome girls ever. Yesterday she just did NOT want to go to her culinary class. She just wanted to go home after being at school for only an hour. There was no budging her.

Today, not only did she go to culinary, but she had a blast taking part in the lesson. I had a blast watching her.

Now I'm laying in bed and my partner has fallen asleep spooning me. I'd say my day is going pretty well. Nice start to the weekend.

 

Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

My parents would preach something fierce about the dangers of even interacting with strangers online (even just having a generic "how are you" back and forth). In my 20s, I started playing Tibia and really enjoyed the fact that I could interact with people from around the world. I learned plenty of things that I simply didn't learn in school. When my folks learned I was talking to people I didn't know, they were appalled. I hate to think how they would have reacted to the knowledge that I shared my first name with some of those people (it's a veeeeery common name where I'm from).

Then my mom got a Twitter account. Then joined group DMs with like-minded people. Then she started giving out her first name, then her cell number. Then she shared our address. I'm still salty. Luckily nothing bad has ever come of it. The group seems like they're wonderful people and my mom is able to turn to them when she's not feeling the best and vice versa.

 
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I forget to eat all the time due to hyper focusing. I'll hyperfocus on an activity as a way to avoid doing a chore, and then the chore never gets done. I'll start hyper focusing at 8pm and next time I look at the clock it's 3am. It absolutely has drawbacks. The best way to get out of it (for me, at least) is to set an alarm (if I can remember).

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Their loss.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (12 children)

I was waiting to buy Tears of the Kingdom, thinking the price would go down eventually. Should I not do that?

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